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starious' theme

tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

(via crrocs)

me: (crying) uGH I HATE THIS SHOW
mom: then stop watching it
me: no you don't understand

assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

(via crrocs)

percy: swaggity swag whats in the bag
percy: *discovers the lightning bolt*
percy: motherfuck

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

(Source: madfawn, via peelmyoranges)

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
- Ernest Hemingway  (via black-stilletos)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via gn-a)

friend: we had so much fun last night
me: oh yeah, what were you guys doing?
friend: learning sign language
me: is that how honors kids have fun
friend: ...while we were high

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via crrocs)